Not private... just cut as all epic tales should be...
Today was the greatest. I finally obtained that which I have always wanted. My magic sock monkey! He now resides safely in my own abode where I may call on him whenever I desire to witness the elusive magic sock monkeyness that is him.


A tiresome and eventful journey brought him into my presence; one that would have not been possible without my two trustworthy sidekicks, Sengoku and Takuya-kun. And so, we three set out, water guns and the fairy blessings alike in search of the elusive magic sock monkey.

I knew for sure that our evil overlord Atobe had taken them and so there was our first destination. After receiving two door slams in the face, all doubts dissipated. The innocent should have no reason to hide. Yet even climbing through the window proved futile... and now I think I will find that certain window locked quite a bit more often now. However, hope was not lost, as Sengoku said he also knew some people that would have their uses with the helpless creatures.

On the way, we made sure to check every suspicious looking person and building. Ice cream? In the winter? Pft! We were on to their game. Takuya-kun even bought us all a round ^______^ I had cookie dough! Which is eaten best when you consume the ice cream first and save the unbaked confections for the finale.

Next Takuya-kun figured we should stop as the party store. Even I agreed that the idea of selling Halloween trinkets which has past and Easter which is not yet upon us seemed a bit off. So in we ventured. The mortal employed there was smart and ultimately submitted to our will and it would have seemed our task fulfilled. But alas the crafty villain had thwarted our plans again. They were sock monkey's alright... socks with monkeys on them. The cruel irony of it all. Takuya-kun proved they were not completely useless though... they made decent battle wear.

And so as he donned his new headgear we headed out again. Somehow, we ended up at the mall; a perfect place to find an array of characters. Certainly one of them would have the valuable information as to the whereabouts of the prized magic sock monkey. To which we were correct, as we spotted the neon emblazoned lair of 'Baka-mono.' Inside, after a fierce battle with a certain credit card and 3500 yen the elusive magic sock monkey was finally mine forever. Never will the poor creature be separated from me.

Oh, and because Takuya-kun and Sengoku were so wonderful to help me out, I got them both magic sock monkey partners too. Now I need to seek out Atobe again. Magic demands an apology for such harsh treatment. To think Atobe tried to throw us off course by saying such a think did not exist. He will see the error of his ways...

...as soon as I finish this awful bathroom duty I'm subject too. I don't even want to think about the detrimental effects this will have on my complexion. At least I am no longer alone. Magic doesn't mind helping. And Takuya said toothbrush races sound fun! Even with the oversized brush I chanced upon... racing yourself is just not amusing... and no one else in this school seemed interested either. They have no taste really.